Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Zinc laden pop-tarts

I have an important position...business...in business Statist.. fiduciary practices.... new provisions will help to insulate plan sponsors from liability associated with the allocation of a participant’s account to a more diversified investment option when the participant fails to provide any investment directions. ....lunch at Rhino, roasted free-range Amish chicken...bottle of Gerolsteiner saw Harrison Corning, who's at Franklin Templeton, with David Crane and Dominic Malvasi at Gibson's after work... networking...What's been driving the credit markets? Expect the Chinese economy to continue booming. What is the best single-malt scotch? RenĂ©e Fleming in La Traviata at the Lyric on opening night. How will the Bears do? Will Melanie Holt ever lose weight?

Friday, February 29, 2008

BLACK GUY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT MOVIE

I have seen several commercials for this film. It's called OBAMA, which I find to be an odd title for a film about an African-American candidate for President of the United States. I have never noticed this particular actor before(I forget his name). I am suprised that the studio didn't choose Denzel Washington for the role. It does not seem very interesting. I think they could have found a more attractive actress for the role of the wife of the candidate. It certainly pales in comparison to the new DIE HARD film: DIE HARD 8: HARD ATTACK! John McClane is older in this one and he's running for President. I think that maybe I'll stick to Turner Classic Movies.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

RANDOM EVENTS W/O MEANING

Thursday:

I cleaned out my car and threw away a Richard Nixon mask and five empty money bags from the Soy Capitol Bank in Decatur, Illinois. I also found the sterling silver flask with a Stag emblem that I received as a gift from my uncle Raleigh when I turned 13. There were three unopened condom packets, two empty ARBY's bags, assorted change which amounted to $11.63, several unspent .9mm, .380mm, and .22mm rounds, six empty bottles of DASANI, a brown flannel shirt from Eddie Bauer, a pair of black leather gloves, three empty wallets, an issue of BLACK HONEY magazine, two pairs of cheap aviator sunglasses: both broken, assorted unopened junk mail, four REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP wrappers and several pens.

At BEST BUY I purchased a few CD's including: ORTHODOX CHANTS from RUSSIA, THE GREAT AL JOLSEN, a 3 CD set with my favorite version of YOU MADE ME LOVE YOU, and Regis Philbin's WHEN YOU'RE SMILING which includes a duet with Joy Philbin of; THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. I had lunch at the Berghoff Cafe where I ordered the Corned Beef on rye with sauerkraut and chips. I might have had an ice tea also, but I'm not sure.
My cousin, Neville, who suffered from a hideous brain eating amoeba (NAEGLERIA FOWLERI) that crawled through his nasal cavity and into the olfactory nerve, where it devoured his brain tissue rendering him unable to exist, will not be attending the family sloth hunt this year.

Symptons include: headache, fever, vomiting, nausea and stiff neck. As the amoeba continually devours more brain tissue, victims will suffer confusion, loss of balance, seizures and hallucinations. Death will occur within 3 to seven days. There is no cure. There is no treatment. Avoid swimming and/or jumping into bodies of warm freshwater or miminally chlorinated pools.

PeteLand

What is this? Where am I?